Men Are From Melrose

Carter learns firsthand that no good comes of spending time at Kyle's.

It truly takes no time at all for Nick to follow Peter and Taylor to a public place and snap a bunch of photos of the two of them having sex, so whatever Craig is paying him for surveillance…it’s too much. Elsewhere at Kyle’s, Carter is loving his new life as a dishwasher, until loitering in the parking lot makes him subject to menacing by a random street tough — and, believe it or not, his week gets even worse after that. Jake returns to Los Angeles to try to reconcile with Alison, and stupid Sam continues being a crappy friend when she volunteers to help. Megan is still trying to prove that Kimberly does not, in fact, need Michael’s attention full-time, but by the time the episode ends, she’s going to be nostalgic for the time when Kimberly was her biggest problem. Put away your atlas; we’re going to tell you all about “Men Are From Melrose”!

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