When Mark and Brandon both go after the same academic fellowship, who will get it: the one whose dad is insanely connected, or the one who's in the opening credits?

Steve and Donna both learn the pitfalls of entering the workforce, from sexual harassment to preventing some old bag’s death; Val’s ‘first’ arrives from Buffalo and revives some of her worst memories of her late father; and when Mark and Brandon both apply for the same scholarship, Kelly is a bitch about it.