Tainted Love

Kelly's (latest) engagement should be a happy time! Unfortunately, Dylan's being pissy about it and Matt probably shouldn't have spent that big retainer on a bauble.

Matt and Kelly are joyously affianced for about five minutes before a crisis strikes: Matt’s rich client, Mr. Behr, decides to settle his lawsuit, meaning he’ll no longer need Matt on retainer. Unfortunately, Matt immediately turned around and spent that retainer on Kelly’s ring. Gina, hired back on as Matt’s assistant, goes to the only rich person she’s still talking to and who’ll give her $15,000, no questions asked. However, Matt’s smart enough to figure out where she got it, and Dylan’s smart enough to figure out whom it’s for, and the dick-measuring contest has to go into triple overtime. What will Kelly do when Matt comes clean? And will Dylan get his shit together in time for Maddy’s christening?! Noah and Donna are embarking on single life in rather different ways: Noah has made a whole new party posse and is drinking himself into oblivion nightly, while Donna decides to take David’s advice and give Java Hut manager Mark a chance to take her out. Does their date end bitterly, with burned tongues all around? Find out with our podcast on “Tainted Love”!

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