The Things We Do for Love

When Steve overhears Val yelling at Kenny on the phone about the totally real abortion she's definitely going to have, he enlists , of all people, to support her.

Steve stalks Clare, but like, romantically?; Brandon resists Tracy’s come-ons because he plans to take his pants off for the whole newsroom; Mel is concerned that his recovered drug addict son may not be responsible with a six-figure inheritance, and David is a bitch about it; and when Steve very innocently asks Kelly to look out for Val during her abortion ordeal, he just sets her up to find holes in Val’s story.