Ticket To Ride

On the eve of his incarceration, Colin reminds everyone who knows him that he suuuuuuuucks.

Brandon and Susan get involved in lottery STUFF (and don’t worry: she ends up apologizing); Prince Carl continues hanging around Los Angeles and sniffing around Clare; Joe wonders what more there is to him than his rapidly ebbing football skillz, but Donna’s too busy with her career as a video producer to be much help; and Colin decides to reward Val’s faith in him by going on the lam.