Secrets And Lies

Homecoming Queens descend on Capeside for a gala à la Jen.

It was just one episode ago when Dawson thought he’d discovered a link between Eve and Jen, but that’s not the titular secret — it’s about Gale and therefore much more boring. Jen wouldn’t have time to deal with the bombshell of a possible half-sister anyway: as Capeside’s latest Homecoming Queen, she has the responsibility of…planning a gala for fifty years’ worth of past Queens? When Jen visits apparently the oldest Queen, Miss Constance Freckling (K Callan!) to try to weasel out of it, she has a bee-facilitated interlude with Henry, aka Miss Freckling’s handyboy “Hank.” Pacey is keeping busy enlisting members of the police auxiliary to help turn the Potter cottage into a B&B, but drops everything when Andie calls Joey crying that Rob committed sexual misconduct against her, but then won’t agree to report him to the authorities. Joey’s like, “Hmmmmmmmm.” We’re like, “Uuuuuuuugh.” It’s no secret OR lie that we’ve brought you a new episode — listen now!

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