The All-Nighter

Everyone's stressed about a big test. NO, not the English midterm: a purity test!

Mr. Peterson, in whose English class everyone but Jack is enrolled, makes such a big, apocalyptic deal about the imminent midterm that all the students we know head straight for his afterschool study session. He’s too sick to show up himself, however, so new lothario Chris Wolfe (future Roswell star Jason Behr) offers the use of his giant, currently parentless house for an off-campus cram. Andie does what she can to stay on task, but the rest of the loafers she’s trying to herd would rather eat pizza and play grab-ass, and things only go further south when Chris notices Andie’s issue of Jane because then everyone has to take the purity test she was flirting about with Pacey earlier. This relic of the past — which, if you weren’t alive for its heyday, is exactly what you think it is — forces everyone to get real about their sexual histories, then immediately regret it. YOU won’t regret listening to our episode on “The All-Nighter”!

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